drifters-soul:

How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?

cosmo-s:

I still love this

(Source: thelandofmaps)

kingslaye:

when people tell me they’ve never seen lord of the rings i just

image

xthequeenisdeadx:

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

Goddammit.

(Source: jirachi)

victyrion:

jibblyuniverse:

turntechhgodhead:

groupautogenics2:

monarchie:

Iceland

where’s the fuckin ice

in Greenland

I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"

that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened

(Source: kafkae)


newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

(Source: iraffiruse)

My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without becoming one. More opportunities will present themselves, you will find hope again.

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents)

(Source: clickthefrog)

(Source: 0h-skinnylove)


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