How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?
I still love this
when people tell me they’ve never seen lord of the rings i just
"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened
fucking flawless omg
fucking praise dominos
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
- cup your hands around them protectively
- lift them from the ground
- gently kiss their fuzzy heads
- say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
- peep peep